Woke Content Detector: An entertaining chud meltdown (2024)

There's an absolute goldmine of incoherent facepalm in here:

Highlights include:

• Half Life 2 is "woke free" (a black scientist and his genius daughter help to lead an anti-colonial resistance movement).
• Deus Ex is "woke free" (corporations have created an impoverished underclass through restriction of mods vital to social survival)
• Disco Elysium is "unsure if pro or anti communism" (I just ... jfc people)
• Red Dead Redemption is "woke" (contains a sassy female character)
• Civilisation 6 is woke, Civilisation 5 is not.
• Nearly 1,500 entries in, nobody's gotten round to evaluating League of Legends, Minecraft (gotta be a fail, right? Your character has no gender at all) or Fortnite yet.
• Hogwarts Legacy: Too much pro LGBTQ+ content (you sure about that one guys?)

Rob Ray said:

Minecraft (gotta be a fail, right? Your character has no gender at all)

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Eh? Steve is male and Alex is female. It makes no difference to the game but there's a choice of boy or girl.

ETA: I just checked with Gen A and there are loads more characters than this but they are referring to them as males and females.

maomao said:

Eh? Steve is male and Alex is female. It makes no difference to the game but there's a choice of boy or girl.

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that's WOKE they should both be male

maomao said:

Eh? Steve is male and Alex is female. It makes no difference to the game but there's a choice of boy or girl.

ETA: I just checked with Gen A and there are loads more characters than this but they are referring to them as males and females.

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They may have introduced more stuff later on but Minecraft when I played it has a baseline avatar who you can then reskin as basically anything. Whether or not it's initially Steve is irrelevant.

Rob Ray said:

They may have introduced more stuff later on but Minecraft when I played it has a baseline avatar who you can then reskin as basically anything. Whether or not it's initially Steve is irrelevant.

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There has been a female baseline choice since 2014 and a whole load of other baselines since 2022. There's nothing to stop me playing a genderless character because it's a very open RPG but then I could play pretty much any RPG going as trans or non-binary if I wanted.

maomao said:

There has been a female baseline choice since 2014 and a whole load of other baselines since 2022. There's nothing to stop me playing a genderless character because it's a very open RPG but then I could play pretty much any RPG going as trans or non-binary if I wanted.

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Tbf I was mainly playing when it was still a .js download and stopped before Microsoft bought it

Final Fantasy VI's two MCs (as widely considered by fans, and SE re Terra) are female and Terra passes representation tests, Locke who is obsessed with protecting women is subverted as "holy sh*t" levels of creepy.

And FF7 is very political.

Anti-woke people are weird and inconsistent.

These people are so f*cking weird.

Imagine doing this. Just so f*cked up.

Hahahah, global warming is woke. You f*cking bellends.

I would be interested to see the "overtly pro LGBTQ+ messaging" in Elden Ring

Overtly pro Tarnished messaging.

Rob Ray said:

[*]Hogwarts Legacy: Too much pro LGBTQ+ content (you sure about that one guys?)
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In a move to distance themselves from JK the game studio tried to be inclusive as possible.
Sadly the well is tainted so hard to justify.

Snowflakes eh

Imagine being upset by an image of a rainbow even kids don't get upset by that

I have the pride flag on my COD profile. Mainly to trigger right wing snowflakes. But also because I am proud to have so many LGBTQ friends* and want to show my support in a fairly toxic environment.

*(One of whom is a f*cking absolute top level COD sniper. He’s gifted.)